wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I need to stop coming to work sober
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I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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