I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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