Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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