Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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