I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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