Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just forgot I was standing up.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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