She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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