hell yes lets make some ravioli
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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