It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
