Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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