She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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