Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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