Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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