If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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