I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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