Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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