Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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