You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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Now I've never been married, but does this not sound like a single guy problem?
No the line is where you stop having afternoon sex / post-coital nap and jack off instead
No, I believe it's even further down that road, where afternoon sex is just a dream, jacking off is too much work, and you'd rather just snooze on the couch. After reading TFLN, of course.
Nothing or no one should ever come between you and yourself, unless it cums between you and yourself of course.
Actually that is a good sign. Means you are getting plenty of sex and no need to jack off. Just introduce your wife to your mistress, have threesomes and live the dream!
Sounds like a college problem to me.
Taking the trash out all the time for some privacy?
I'm still at the "embarrass yourself by getting shot down by your own wife and end up jacking off in the downstairs bathroom" phase...
cocain is a hell of a drug