i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
