My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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