just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he shaved USA in his pubs
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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