its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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