I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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