Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so let's talk penis.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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