it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I could fuck to npr.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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