and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize