Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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