The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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