I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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