I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
