nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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