Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
