She announced her abortion via fbk
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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