At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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