If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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