We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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