Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
