Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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