im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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