I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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