just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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