i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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