I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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