Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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