Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Houston, we have a squirter
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Panties = found
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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