Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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