someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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