i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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