69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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