thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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