But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.