i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You need Xanax blowdarts
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.