When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You ruined the universe