Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
